| Dear xanga community,
Hey u, yeah u ... read this!
Today has been the strangest day of my life so I figured I must update so that I don’t forget it in the future, and somehow think that another day was the weirdest. I woke up. Right there, crazy, I never wake up, anyway on with the story … In speech class our teacher breaks down and starts cussing out the technical guy that sets up our video projector. She goes nuts, it was hilarious, but no one dared laugh. The guy leaves and we don’t even know why she was ticked off. She starts class and our topic today was logical fallacies, but she gets stuck on Ad-Hominem ( crazy Latin phrase, but it is when u attack the person u are in an argument with, and don’t try to dispute the argument). She starts listing ethnic and racial slurs, right there in front of us (plus our class is very ethnically diverse). Here she is quoting that blacks like fried chicken, watermelon, and malt liquor (plus the n word) to a third of the football team, which I might add is all black guys. She calls this one Russian girl a communist, and we have two Indian girls which she goes off on about stealing our economy. Then she says, get this, o I guess I should say white men can’t jump. O man that was a whopper of a slur against white males o man. I don’t fell as if I was as deeply insulted as I should have been (lol), saying white men can’t jump is just saying the truth, it isn’t a slur. I got ripped off she went off on every other ethnicity, but I was left out. Anyway after a “jews are rich banker” comments we knew she was going crazy. She didn’t even finish class, just told us to head on out. I did write down some off the less offensive things which her non-medicated state produced: like, “what kind of room doesn’t have chalk”, and “why are we in this crazy war with the sand-sifters.” I’ve never seen a teacher just totally lose it before lol, I just couldn’t stop cracking up.
I go to my next class, professor doesn’t show up, but that’s not the crazy part this is: everyone stayed, and I mean everyone. How strange is that. Then I was walking out to my car and a woman jogging in a purple spandex suit and a glittery red cape jogged past me screaming “ MICROSOFT … MICROSOFT” needless to say I was weirded out, but found it hilarious at the same time.
So I’m really scared to leave my house again for my other classes.
Moral of the story: I might not have to do my PowerPoint presentation on Tuesday woohooooo.
That’s all folks!
-bojangles out- |
